Episodes
1. The First Guy To Ever Open A Restaurant
February 13, 2020
3 min
Come on in and be restored! A stranger will prepare a meal for you. Do not interact with this stranger.
2. The First Guy To Ever Hold Up A Lighter At A Concert
March 12, 2020
4 min
Ever wonder who started the tradition of raising lighters and cellphones at concerts? It was this guy. So there, now you know.
3. The First Guy To Ever Make A Friend
April 13, 2020
5 min
Hi there hello good news I have chosen you as a person that I want to hang out with and warn when large animals are nearby.
4. The First Guy To Ever Have A Home
June 17, 2020
5 min
Please don't come in here. Cabin in thumbnail photographed by Zachary DeBottis at Pexels!
5. The First Guy To Ever Swim
June 30, 2020
4 min
It's summer and I love floating at the top of the drinking stuff.
7. The First Guy To Ever Get Drunk
July 27, 2020
5 min
Good news I found my super old berries, they tasted like fire.
9. The First Couple To Ever Get Married
October 1, 2020
4 min
Sketch written by: Julie Nolke & Ryan George
Guest Stars:
Julie Nolke
10. The First Couple To Ever Get Divorced
October 1, 2020
3 min
Sketch written by: Julie Nolke & Ryan George
Guest Stars:
Julie Nolke
