Episodes
1. The First Guy To Ever Commit A Crime
February 7, 2019
2 min
Why can't I just take anything I want though?
2. The First Guy To Ever Write Fiction
April 10, 2019
1 min
Here's a thing that I imagined happened and now we can all pretend like it did!
5. The First Guy To Ever Own A Cat
July 31, 2019
4 min
This video is about a cat, and there is a cat in the video.
6. The First Guy To Ever Punch Someone
August 12, 2019
3 min
He who does the painful hand thing holds the ultimate power.
8. The First Guy To Ever Be An Artist
September 11, 2019
6 min
Hey good news I moved a bunch of colours around on some paper and now it kind of looks like you.
10. The First Guy To Ever Wear A Costume
October 31, 2019
3 min
It's fun to pretend like you're not yourself for a little bit!
11. The First Guy To Ever Dream
November 16, 2019
6 min
I hallucinated about you while I was asleep and now I'm mad at you.
12. The First Guy To Ever Celebrate Christmas
December 13, 2019
4 min
Christmas is the great time of year when an old man breaks in and leaves you stuff because it's someone's birthday (but not yours)
