Episodes
1. Why Mario is Secretly a Douchebag
March 12, 2012
7 min
Cracked After Hours returns on the wings- er...the raccoon tail of a cultural hero.
2. If You Could Have Dinner (And Sex) With Any Famous Figure
April 2, 2012
6 min
Behind every boring ice-breaker, there is a much better question waiting to be asked.
3. Why The Scariest Sci-Fi Robot Uprising Has Already Begun
April 16, 2012
7 min
ED-209? Terminators? You don't need to go to sci-fi for the most terrifyingly likely robot uprising. It's already started.
4. The 6 Most Unintentionally Creepy Sitcom Characters
April 30, 2012
7 min
When you actually connect the dots, sitcoms feature lots of creepy subplots, disappearing characters, and plenty of subtext that makes the laugh track sound pretty damn nervous ...
5. Why The Star Trek Universe is Secretly Horrifying
May 14, 2012
8 min
Think twice about your prayers each night to Q, Trekkies. There are a lot of good reasons why you'd hate living on the Enterprise.
6. 3 Popular Children's Characters Who Secretly Hate Animals
May 29, 2012
6 min
And yet, why isn't PETA calling out these monsters? We think it's because Big Gaming is paying them to look the other way.
7. 4 Creepy Hidden Truths Behind Popular Scary Stories
July 9, 2012
8 min
New episode of Cracked After Hours about why teens are afraid of cars, Brits are afraid of urban murderers and the whole world is afraid of aliens.
8. Why PIxar Movies Are All Secretly About the Apocalypse
September 12, 2012
7 min
'Toy Story' is secretly about slavery, but when you put them all together, you get an even creepier universe.
9. Why Indiana Jones Secretly Sucks at His Job
September 24, 2012
8 min
Indiana Jones is awesome to watch, and terrible to be around in just about any other context. We explain why.
10. The Only 8 Types of TV Shows That Get Made
October 15, 2012
7 min
Even the most groundbreaking TV shows all follow an extremely specific formula.
11. 5 Reasons James Bond Might Be the Worst Spy Ever
November 12, 2012
7 min
But as the trailer for Skyfall proves, at least he can still stick a landing.
