Season 1

Bing bong! Who’s at the door? It’s me, F*** ya life! The Coney Island mayor has been cordially invited to enjoy an all-American meal of glizzies (hotdogs), popcorn chicken & French fries that not even Conceited and Justina can mess up…Or can they?

He’s Conceited without a reason! Justina Valentine is joined in the kitchen by the Conceited Queen of NYC, Remy Ma. Let’s see if Remy will lean back while Conceited and Justina attempt to cook shrimp tacos.

Justina Valentine and Conceited see if they can take ScarLip back in time as they try and chef up her favorite dish as a child- Ramen Noodles! But when asked how the food was at the end of the meal ScarLip says “No Statement”

Justina Valentine and Conceited wreak Havoc in the kitchen when legendary producer/rapper Havoc from Mobb Deep guest stars, as they attempt to cook herb-crusted chicken. Let’s see if there’ll be any shook ones after eating this meal.

Fuhgeddabout it! In this episode, Justina Valentine attempts to channel her inner mob wife, but she can’t quite kill it in the kitchen. Renee Graziano drops by as Conceited and Justina try not to burn the food and end up sleeping with the fishes.

You down with OPP? Other People’s Property—or, in this case, Other People’s Preposterous food. Conceited and Justina Valentine invite legendary rapper Uncle Vin from Naughty by Nature to to join them in the kitchen as they whip up some dry-rubbed steak and mac and cheese.