Episodes
1. Moving Day
September 13, 2022
4 min
This couple left California due to the cost of living, crime, taxes, etc., etc., etc. But now they're not so sure they can get used to living in Texas!
Guest Stars:
David Atkinson
2. The Cookout
October 6, 2022
6 min
Our Californian couple is back in Texas, and this time, they have to face their biggest culture shock yet: a Texas cookout. Will their marriage survive?
Guest Stars:
Jarret LeMaster, David Atkinson
3. The Church
October 11, 2022
5 min
Everyone's favorite transplants from California, Steve and Timpani, are going door to door trying to get their new Texas neighbors to vote for Beto O'Rourke. And then, plot twist, they end up in a good old-fashioned Baptist church!
Guest Stars:
Ted Cruz, Jarret LeMaster, David Atkinson
4. The Gun Range
November 4, 2022
6 min
Steve and Timpani's marriage is put to the test as the ex-Californians come up against their biggest Texan challenge yet: a gun range!
Guest Stars:
Jarret LeMaster, Daniel Coats, David Atkinson
5. Buc-ee's
November 21, 2022
6 min
Ex-Californians Steve and Timpani visit a marriage counselor to solve their Texification problems - but this little gas station called Buc-ee's isn't helping!
Guest Stars:
Jarret LeMaster
6. Return To California
December 6, 2022
Steve and Timpani have been through their fair share of trials since moving to Texas, but they're about to face their greatest challenge yet: returning to California. After tasting freedom in Texas, will they now be subsumed by the socialist miasma of California?