Season 1

We take Richard shopping for some revealing lingerie and nipple balm in Warsaw, and he explains why Polish girls are a 10. He shoots a redhead tomboy who recounts losing her virginity to a well endowed Spaniard, and a cat impersonating model who claims she has the perfect Polish boobs.

We travel with Kern to Montreal to watch him shoot guns with a naked redhead, eat poutine, and photograph two topless Québécois ladies as they shotgun pot smoke into one another's mouths.

Kern is back in New York City, doing what he does best (i.e., photographing attractive young women without any clothes on). He also travels to the quaint borough of Mechanicsburg, Pennsylvania, to shoot a pair of sisters who have no problem getting naked in front of each other, showering together, and rolling around in leaves.

While roaming the streets of Prague, Richard points out all the big-breasted Eastern European girls. After several fails where most the girls didn't show up to the casting or the shoot because of either cold feet, bloody cats, or diarrhea, we eventually find a busty blond who was game. We later find out she's so enthusiastic probably because Richard is her ideal man.

Kern returns for a special visit to Toronto to shoot three Canadian girls who are very naked and very candid about their least favourite body parts, slipping Mom LSD on her 50th birthday, and their dependency on various prescription medications.

The last stop on our European tour takes us to sunny Sofia. At casting, each girl is hotter than the next, and Richard struggles to pick one out. He has the best problems of anyone we know. He eventually chooses three friends—G7, G-Star, and G-Vag—and takes them to the beach where we do our first three-girl shoot of the series.

This episode, Richard photographs two Russian in a pond and reminisces about his indecorous adventures live on Russia Today.

This episode, the journey to Stockholm shows that being unshaven is the new craze for all the girls. We take two stunning, and incidentally hairy, girls out to a lake house to shoot a Witches story followed by a highly strung model who gives Richard a run for his money.

We arrive to the casting in Copenhagen to a room full of ladies covered head-to-toe in Richard's biggest pet peeve: tattoos. One girl talks to us about erotic asphyxiation and masturbating with a shower head. Then we head to the Odense Film Festival where Richard shocks an audience with his new film, Cutter.